Friday, March 15, 2013

PrĂȘt On The Streets Of Chennai.....



PrĂȘt On The Streets Of Chennai...The Friday Fashion Post. 

How do you know summer has started in Madras? Actually no, not when the sun burns your exposed skin as soon as you step out to the street in the morning. That happens all year long in Chennai and that’s why we have such a thriving anti-tanning pharmaceutical products (also known as sun-screen) industry. We only realize that the summer is truly on us when the shawls and stoles of the fall collection are put away and you see the new summer collection being debuted by the fashion conscious folk of the city. The look this year, as evidenced by the last one week seems to be the boyfriend-shirt look - Oversized man shirts with rolled up sleeves in light pastel colours teamed up with darker striped pants or capris for the casual but adventurous types. (as shown below by Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical Fame)





 If you check out the ramp collections shown on TV (that is if you are like me and don’t get invited to watch ramp shows live) you will see that most high street is boring, simply because you are restricted to the same old cuts and fabrics. For the price they are paid the high street designers dare not experiment too much at the risk of being labeled outrageous and at the far more telling risk of not selling. There is nothing more soul destroying to any couturier than feedback from the stores that people just browse through their collections and walk away. Hence they have perfected sticking to the safe and sound by rote, a high art in itself. Don’t believe me? Check out any couture (be-spoke or off-rail) at any high end store and you can see that they are primarily made of satin, silk and lace..repeat..rinse..the same combo again and again. The only idea of daring in couture is sometimes an adventurous cut with exposed skin. But that requires the right physique to carry it off which the couturier cannot anticipate.





And that’s the reason why the waif look as made famous by Kate Moss (yes she of the anorexic baby doll look- First Pic Below) won’t be hitting the streets of Chennai anytime soon - that I can guarantee. For that look involves an over sized sheer white shirt with tight hot pants underneath, the shorter the better to make it look like there is nothing there. That kind of look can be found in only one place in India- the big screen with its item songs and I have never even seen that amount of daring on the party circuit in Chennai where pretty much anything goes sometimes. I can only make a wild guess that it’s because Indians are used to getting cheap cotton fabrics plentifully and we don’t stint on buying yards of clothes to drape ourselves in. After all we have one of the largest textile industries in the world and add to it the gandhian mentality of clothes being necessary only for covering up the body from others gaze, that we forget that clothes can also be used to highlight our bodies for others appreciation- properly covered and clothed of course. It’s not skin-show which attracts and defines us as fashion-conscious, it’s the combination of the clothes and the attitude to carry it off which makes a person a real fashionista. That and a good physique (well-toned) which adds a good silhouette to the clothes of any design.




And talking of physiques, in madras or chennai as it’s now known, we prefer that the clothes fit us, fit our bodies (our original, born this way, un-toned bodies), rather than the other way around as it is internationally. We don’t have a concept of summer bodies or beach bodies or winter bodies. We don’t anticipate buying clothes for different seasons/reasons and we don’t get our physiques ready in anticipation of that. Simply put we buy clothes which we expect to last us all year around and for all seasons and occasions. It’s a nightmare for designers to replicate something they designed at a size 32 as a size 42. It’s not just simple mathematics comprising multiplication, it involves more than that - like changing how the entire silhouette of the garment was visualized, where it drapes and where it flows. Its damn hard work and that why the really talented designers are some of the most creative and original thinkers you would ever meet, people who would be in top-most scientific genius range if they had opted for science instead of fashion designing.






During and after school I had flirted with a career in arts on-off but there was always the fear of not making a living off it in conservative Chennai. In fact, when I look around the fashion scene in Chennai, I sometimes despair of even the high end fashion available and wish that I had made that trip to Milan I had once planned, to get a career in fashion designing rather than opting for the old stand-by (the safe one) of medicine. I very nearly shifted over to fashion industry after my undergrad days when I had big plans of launching my own high-end lingerie chain, but circumstances diverted me back to my original field of medicine and I decided that right then it was an idea ahead of its time and India was not ready for pricey, lacy lingerie. So the designs are still in the attic and I keep telling myself that I will launch that store after I make enough money from hypochondriac patients with money to burn and retire when I turn 45 years to indulge my hobbies and other interests. Fingers crossed, wish me luck.



So to return to the premise of this post...go buy yourself or borrow from your boyfriend, a long sleeved-over sized man shirt and wear it over a striped/checked pant or a coloured denim (like the one shown here by my designer friend Bhusha) or a capri or even a hot pant (if you dare) and show off Chennai that you are in, when it comes to fashion. Rule the streets.



P.S. The author of this write-up imagines himself to a fashionably dressed person and also works out in the gym sporadically to get a body which fits his clothes.

P.P.S. Images courtesy Google Images under Creative Common Licence. The last one is of a fashion conscious colleague who has posed exclusively for this blog.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Like a Boss....The Yellow Tri-Cycle

The Poor Mans Lamborghini.....My Post For Wordless Wednesday






Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The Italian Marines And India’s Laughing Stock.



The Italian Marines And India’s Laughing Stock.

 
There is a popular saying in international law which goes like “International law is the vanishing point of jurisprudence”. To those of us who are not familiar with such legalese it translates into normal English as international law is where the law actually disappears. A law gets its power, its majesty from sanction or the power to enforce it. Do anything lese majesty, insult the law and you are apt to get a boot on your neck in the middle of the night and get hauled off on your ass to be locked-up. But in international law countries routinely cock-a-snook at the given law and get away with it. There is no fear of the law because there is no certainty of punishment. Any country can and does anything and there is nothing no one can do about it. Case in point- the Italian marines who merrily skipped bail and have made our entire India a laughing stock internationally. By now the whole world is laughing at us and people are watching what we will do, what India can actually do as a nation instead of just listening to the mumbled threats of our in-effectual prime minster. This is a make or break point for India’s prestige internationally.

For those who haven’t been following the news, the facts are these. At the height of the piracy scare, a couple of years ago, when the Italian ship Enrico Lexie was off the Indian coast and in Indian waters [inside India’s territorial waters – any act done is considered as done on Indian soil- that is INDIAN SEA IS INDIAN LAND as per Geneva Convention Of The Sea] the sailors on board the Italian ship shot and killed two Indian fishermen claiming they were pirates. The Italian sailors were arrested and tried by the Kerala court, but on pressure from the Italian government to the Indian government the cases were transferred to the Supreme Court of India where the cases are still going on. And then by the power of the Italian governments lobbying the Italian sailors who were in Tihar jail were allowed to go back to Italy to vote for their election, on a bail of a few weeks. Now the latest news is the Italians have jumped bail and the Italian government has refused to send them back to India.

This is shocking to say the least, this absolute perfidy, this volte-face by Italy which had previously swore good conduct for its sailors, standing guarantee to send them back to India at the end of their bail period. Now Italy, the country has broken its word. What a shame. This shame of the Italians in breaking their words is compounded by their complaining that they had asked for arbitration but India had refused saying the matter was in the courts (sub judice) and let’s wait for the court to pronounce judgment on the sailors in due process of law and then we will decide whether we need to compromise or not. But by this very act of running away instead of staying for the trial the Italians have confirmed that they are guilty. And by supporting their action the Italian government has absolutely disgraced itself. For now on if someone breaks their word after promising something then we can say that they have done an Italy. The new phrase for an Oath-breaker will be an Italian.

So what can India do now? India can complain to the United Nations Organization. There are a lot of people who say that the UNO is toothless because it has failed to prevent American wars of adventurism. For those UN- bashers let me ask one thing. Has there been a third world war? And did I somehow miss it? Hasn’t happened, right? The last world war was almost a century ago, before the UNO was formed. After we got the UNO it has somehow blundered its way into doing its primary job- preventing another all-out world war which alone makes the UNO a success in my view. For the rest it cannot be held responsible for the acts of the superpowers when it has no army of its own to back up its diplomacy.

India on the other hand is a nation which has an army, a powerful army, navy and air force to back up its diplomacy. But what use is the army when there is a totally inept government and an apathetic people. In any other country, imagine America , if such a grave insult happened to their country they would be stoning Italian restaurants and renaming pasta as parotta (remember how the French fries were renamed as freedom fries in America when there was a public spat between the USA and France?). Here we don’t care, we don’t care about our country and we don’t care about its prestige. Our patriotism is very narrow. It extends only to our cast, our religion, our country as a whole and not to the nation. That is why Maldives can tear up contracts by Indian companies, why Sri Lanka can do genocide on our borders, why the Chi-coms of China continue to execute hapless Tibetan monks daily and Bangladesh supports insurgents against India even after getting Indian aid. Not to mention the Pakistanis who behead Indians at every opportunity they get. 

And the reason for this is in my opinion the lack of legitimacy of the present ruling dispensation where governance has been outsourced to a clique and the party merely presides. Before you accuse me of not being patriotic at this critical juncture let me clarify that my allegiance is to the Nation, the country of India as a true Indian and not to the government which survives by vote-cobbling in parliament. The state lives on forever, governments come and go. When we say we are true Indians, it means we support the nation not the Congress party or the Bharatiya Janata party or any other political party. The nation has to count for something if we are not to hang our heads in shame. Our nation has to stand up for itself despite inept governments and prove itself internationally to prevent becoming the joke of the world. Its time India grew some teeth to support its tongue. It’s time we showed the Italians and the world that India is a country not to be trifled with. But will we? I desperately hope so.

P.S. I must confess that I am not an expert on international law, but have picked up a few odds and ends from the dinner table conversation, sitting with a bunch of lawyers at home. My knowledge of law may be borrowed but the sentiments expressed above are my own.