Happy Fraandship Day….
Today is supposedly friendship day. I say
supposedly because it is all based on hearsay and no one has informed me in
writing that it should henceforth be called by such and such a name and as such
I will not be responsible if you take issue with me and accuse me of exaggerating
or inventing stuff like this. In my defense I can only point out to the
half-a-hundred or so pictures people have posted on facebook –posing with
either their friends or with random flowers and meadows (English countryside
type) in typical Hallmark Cards ishtyle.
The wonder of having a separate day for friendship is that people
who wouldn’t hesitate to stab you in the back when you turn for a minute are
the ones who are most ardent in wishing you a “happy friendship day” so early
in the morning. Thankfully they are balanced out by the genuine wishes from
people who have stalked you (for years) and hover online just to message you at
midnight and then immediately send a “frandship” request just so they can now
read your timeline (facebook/twitter) at their ease and learn firsthand about your
life rather than trying to puzzle together bits and pieces from your tweets and
your blogs.
Such stalkers, nay, followers are a man’s real friends in my
opinion for they are the ones who are most interested in what goes on in your
mundane everyday life and wouldn’t hesitate to bravely ask you intrusive questions
on delicate issues- something which even your parents won’t do. They do this
purely out of the goodness of their hearts and hence should always be
encouraged by sharing the salacious details of your imaginary swinging life-
things which will make them imagine you dancing duets in Europe (in their
dreams). They are the ones who adhere to the spirit of friendship day and can
be called your true friends (with no reservations).
After reading the above tribute to friendly- stalkers if you
mistake my intention in writing this post and assume that I am cribbing about the
very concept of friendship day - rest assured I, like all other friendly human
beings on this planet welcome friendship day wholeheartedly. I welcome it as
much as I welcome all the rest of the days- doctors’ day, teachers day, beer
day, bong day, aliens day, poonam pandey day and all the rest. In fact I would
stick my neck out (short as it is) and say that we need an appellation for
every single day of the year. That way we can celebrate all year long and keep
sending greetings to all our not-so-near but dear ones.
So in the spirit of celebrating friendship day and as I don’t
have a man’s best friend with me to take our pictures together I have decided
to post my picture taken with my best buddy (down below) like everyone else has
done. Do tell who is the smarter looker of us both….
With my Best Buddy- we even look similar |
And here’s wishing you a Happy Friendship Day, Dear Friend/Reader/Commenter/Stalker….
epdi epdi epdi ipdilaam! :) kalakal ponga :P
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