Friday, February 8, 2013

Dark Endings Vs. Happy Endings?



Dark Endings Vs. Happy Endings?

I had a very interesting discussion last night with an online friend and a regular reader of this blog (and is he still sane, I hear you ask). Anyway the topic of our discussion was my previous blog post -(here) which was absolutely trashed by my friend. The post is a contest between a man and the devil with a single throw of dice determining the fate of the world. Rather fanciful I agree, but I didn’t expect that it would provoke so strong a reaction. To quote my friend the first Para was brilliant, it started well and it went all the way downhill from there. The first Para my friend loved was about setting the atmosphere, a mood of gloom and doom hanging over the world as the dice game starts with the fate of the world in balance. I thought it was an atmosphere of despair tinged with hope, but my friend thought otherwise (different people/different perspectives). Anyway my friend offered me the advice that I should have gone with the natural flow of the plot – of death and destruction rather than end it with the game of dice being won by mankind and the devil being defeated. In short an ending with hope and happiness, especially such an easy ending was not what he wanted, he wanted an authentic ending.

I confess I was intrigued by what he said. I had gone with the most natural time tested ending of all- a triumph of good over evil- a cliché if ever there was one. It’s the way of all bestsellers and hit films- from Tolkiens the Lord of the Rings, to Rowlings Harry Potter to Vijayakanths Ramanna and Vishals SandaKoli....introduce the villain first- the badder the better- show that people everywhere are in despair and at their wits end with a dark and dominating evil threatening peace and happiness and then the lone hero, an ordinary man, one of us and nothing special, he comes forward to save the world and all is peace and joy by the end. It’s THE success formula for all authors. The only way most of us prefer to end- with hope rather than despair. Oh throw in endless strife and trouble and almost insurmountable odds, but in the end the hero should scrape through, shouldn’t he? Even if just to restore the status quo instead of achieving anything outstanding. There is a comfort in a familiar happy ending rather than a grotesque climax which shocks just for the sake of it or in a heart-wrenching, tear-rending tragedy of an ending.




Off hand, I can count with my fingers (in single digits) the number of books I have read which end in total and complete tragedy and the destruction of all hope at the end. Of all such authors I have read, I would rate Shakespeare the highest in writing such doom and gloom books. Who else but Shakespeare would write a book starting with the death by assassination of the main character (after whom the book is named) in the first chapter and then goes on to show all the various and myriad ways in which complete destruction conquers the conspirators- all honorable men till the foul deed is done- a must read book, Julius Caesar. He does not show us Caesars triumphs, his battle field victories, his crowning even, but only his death and Caesar is the hero even though he disappears off the story in the first fifteen pages. Or let’s talk about King Lear. When the book begins Shakespeare shows us King Lear reigns happily on his throne. By the end of the book he is driven mad, penniless, and friendless and his favorite daughter is dead. How’s that for a tragedy? Still not convinced about my point? Then how about Coriolanus? The hero is as good as they come- a complete hero in the beginning, but because he is quite unable to make up his mind as to what he is, he is turned into a villain and then a quasi-comedian and by the end he is just a pathetic loser. All for the lack of a firm mind and sticking to ones decisions. A lesson if there is ever one. Anyway Coriolanus and Titus Andronicus are never popular compared to the more lighthearted Twelfth night or a Midsummer’s night’s books. And that’s a lesson we all can learn from Shakespeare- more Falstaff and Prince Hal type of characters, rogues though them may be than the stately Henry fifth or gloomy Prospero.



As an ardent reader of books I would prefer to not read tragedies, given a choice. The last one I read was Bridges of Madison County and after drying my tears I decided not to touch the genre again. Even if they made a movie of it- as they later made with Clint Eastwood. And as a writer or author I can vouch for the fact that most of us can’t or won’t write tragedies. I personally prefer to leave my readers with at least the faintest glimmer of hope by the end, rather than total and complete despair. Even if the villain is the badass of them all, even the grim reaper himself, he should be somehow defeated and the hero prevail in the end. Nine/tenths of the book can be dark and forbidding but the last part should be pure sunlight dispelling the storm laden clouds and everyone should walk away from my book with the satisfaction that goodness prevails, hope triumphs and all is right with the world in the end. Just like Frodo survives to come to the shire, just like Harry Potter survives death to marry Ginny, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger kills a ten feet tall Extra-terrestrial hunter all by himself and Bruce Willis never dies in the Die Hard movies. That’s the kind of hero I want, that’s the kind of stuff I will write, even if no one likes it or how clichéd it is. Hope wins- always in my book. Happy endings everyone.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Dicing With The Devil....Free Verse



Dicing With The Devil



What the world will be
Is not what it is
The world hangs in balance
And time stops still
Quivering and straining
Not a second forward
The world waits
And time awaits
For what comes next

Time has come for all
To stand arm to arm together
For Now is the time to roll the dice
A time to punt all life on a throw
Aces to aces, doubles to win
And death to those who fail to see
For all life has stopped
To stare at the dice
The world hangs in balance
And even time waits on me.

The devil is on the other side
Watching me throw
Fire and brimstone, he reeks so sulfur
I clamp my nose and play my game
Even the devil cant beat me
For today I ride reckless
Trusting my luck.

For am I not the dearly beloved
Of her Highness Lady Luck?
Elusive no more, there she is,
Whispering sweetly in my ears
On, forth, roll that dice,
For todays the day you beat that devil
Smiling at her, I do as she bids
Hands clasped behind my back
Leaning at my ease.

I ride my luck and throw that dice
The world, the world, the entire world
On one throw of my wrist,
One whim of my luck
The dice falls and spins around
It bounces and rattles
And the world awaits.

Quick, take a peek, I close my eyes,
Tell me, do we live, to fight again?
Yes we will, the cheering starts
Fortune favors me,
Goddess Luck in love
And the world is saved by a thread (again).

P.S: I rarely write verse, unless mentally disturbed/distracted. So when I was recently too high strung/anxious and looking to work that extra energy off somehow, I wrote this free verse on how it would be to play a game with the Old ‘Un himself. Of course, I would back my luck any day. Even against him. But with the fate of the world in balance? Do I dare? Would you? Tell me….



Sunday, February 3, 2013

How To Release A Tamil Film- A Step-By-Step Primer



How To Release A Tamil Film- A Step-By-Step Primer



Our film making starts at Chennai’s Burma Bazar to get a DVD of any Hollywood film -an international spy thriller like True Lies for instance. And you have the story ready for a kick-ass action film to be made in tamil. But Hollywood movies as such have lots of disadvantages- a lack of music, songs and dance which makes an even average storyline a mega grosser. So that’s our next step.

Again go to Ritchie Street and get the DVD copy of the Bollywood rip-off of the same movie with a catchy hindi title like “Ektha Tiger”. Repeated viewings helps you to localise content for native audiences- like for instance how many songs you need to add and where to insert the songs in the movie- before the fight/after the fight or in the middle of the fight.

Now take your screenplay to a comedy writer like crazy mohan and ask him to add some comedy scenes with fast moving give and take lines. Alternately you can  include some double meaning jokes involving female body parts and sexual innuendos and call it humor.

To add punch to the script, sprinkle a few punch-dialogues here and there like: you can ban me, but you cannot ban my fan. One blow from me and you will remember your past lives. Whoever beats you that your head turns and you faint, that is me. Etc....depending on your creativity and how far you want to punch with dialogues.
 
If the script still seems to lack that extra something- go to a previously popular, now  out-of-market actress and book for a raunchy “Item” song. Extra rates depending on amount of cleavage showing and playing with belly buttons.



Now script is ready and its time to go for casting. Go to Mumbai and select a Rajasthani/Punjabi kudi with a fair complexion. Make her wear a traditional tamilian half sari and pass her off as a typical tamil village belle. Except for dream songs, where she can frolic in beach wear/bikini and justify her signing amount.

Hero can be of any age, height or colour (as long as he bears the production expenses) and he will wear checked shirts and torn jeans and go to college (always) carrying a single 80pages notebook all through college life. The hero's friend’s gang will be of an average age of 60+ but still be college students also.

Make hero rag, eave tease, harass the heroine continuously until she declares her love for him in front of the whole college including the principal who will suddenly start clapping and talk about his unfulfilled love for a female lecturer. Have group dance of all college students of all departments and sections- united by love. Give break/interval for first half.

Shoot half the movie – typically the second half of the movie in picturesque locales Namibia, China, New Zealand and show it as a typical Tamil village with huts and bullock carts and caste fights with sickles. Have blood soaked climax where hero and heroine gaze into each other’s eyes after finishing off the villains- typically all adult males/rest of the village.

Lean back and enjoy the massive success of a super hit film.

Oh wait, you are asking why I said how to release a movie and didn’t say anything about releasing?

Come on, once you sell the movie for a mega price- all areas A,B,C- to distributors – its their headache to release the movie. Unless you are greedy enough to retain the distribution for yourself- in that case you are nuts and totally screwed.

Post Script: Three months later announce you are going to remake this in Hindi, Telugu, Malayalam, Kannada, Bhojpuri and watch as your producer urgently releases (overnight) the dubbed version of the movie in all languages. Complain about your copyright infringement and intellectual property theft in all TV channels and demand protection/compensation. Also announce that you are working on an international collaboration of the same movie in Hollywood starring Sean Connery or Harrison Ford as the college student/hero. Have your name trend as a meme online with the hash tag #indias only international class film maker. Laugh all the way to the bank.