Operation
Cobra-Gate -We Investigate
And
in an alternate world in an alternate universe, in an unnamed foreign country,
in an unnamed city, in an unnamed building, in a decrepit office, two anonymous
men talk to each other early in the morning...this is the highlights of the
conversation recorded by our intrepid reporter:
Good
morning Chief, can I talk to you for a minute?
Ah
yes, come in, come in and take a seat
Chief
did you read my report?
Uh,
yes, I did, interesting premise, very interesting...
And?
do you agree with my conclusions chief? Can we operationalize it?
Well,
i have not taken a firm decision yet, have to think about all the ramifications
of it, it’s a big decision to take you know, so why don’t you walk me through
it one more time?
Well,
ok chief, it’s a very simple plan, you know we have this agent called Snake
right?
She
is a "double" isn’t she?
Yes
chief, a double agent- they sent her over and we turned her to us.
I
have seen her "take" and to be frank i am not impressed with what she
gives us.
Well
chief, to tell the truth she is pretty fair down the ladder right now and that
is exactly what my idea is all about- to change her status, to give her a
boot-up her career and make her useful to us.
But
your idea is a bit risky boy- you want to provoke an international incident to
promote our agent, but what if it blows up in our faces? And how sure are you
that they will play along with us? What if they play smart? And just let it go?
Never
chief, i may not be a psychologist but I do have a good read on that part of
the world. They are weak and like all weak ones they are vain- with an
exaggerated sense of importance to hide their lack of confidence. They merely
pretend to aspire for the big table- they know they don’t actually belong there
yet. I can guarantee they don’t have the sense to pick and choose their fights
like all big boys do. They even make such stupid decisions emotionally that any
politician just has to die before they elect his widow or son or daughter - no
matter how undeserving.
Hahha...so
you think this will definitely work?
Yes
it will chief, we provoke them initially and then dial it back and stay cool
and then they themselves do the rest of our work for us. Our agent gets promoted,
put in a plum place and we reap all the intelligence benefits sitting here.
And
our agent has been briefed? Will she play along?
Of
course chief, the cavity-search was her refinement- we were just going to do
the strip search. She is highly motivated to get that promotion.
Good
for her. That is one smart lady.
Then
it’s a "GO" chief?
Son
you have convinced me, but you do realize that i have to take this upstairs to
get final clearance?
Of
course chief, but I don’t need to remind you to keep this top-secret right?
This lady could help us a lot and i prefer no loose talk- not even to defend
ourselves. Let’s play the bad guys with panache and wait for the windfall from
our agent.
Son,
you don’t have to teach me operational security - i was running agents
worldwide when you were still in kindergarten. So, tell me, have you picked a
code-word for this operation yet?
Chief,
I thought up "Operation Cobra-Gate"
Hahhaaa...that
is indeed funny, you have a fine sense of humor kid...you will go places and so
will our double agent. Did i hear a noise somewhere? Go check outside the door,
will you?
[And
that’s when our intrepid reporter decided he had heard enough and made a quick
exit from that place via the air conditioning vents....]
P.S.
This is a work of fiction and the incidents, places and people written above
are purely imaginary and not intended to hurt anyone.
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