Showing posts with label Sense of humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sense of humor. Show all posts

Monday, May 5, 2014

Change Is Coming, Watch Out



Change Is Coming, Watch Out



One of the clichés I hate and I hate pretty much all of them, is the one which goes "change is inevitable". Yeah I agree that change is inevitable but that doesn’t mean that one has to like it. Especially change which creeps on one- sudden and unaware and bites you in a wrong place. For regular readers of my blog- I am sure you remember my previous post at the beginning of the month where I complained about not having a good personal life while having a rocking professional life. I don’t know if what’s known as fate or destiny or god heard me or not but whoever/whatever is up there sure has a quirky sense of humor - they must have thought "hold on dude, you think you have hit rock bottom? Wait up and let me show you what rock bottom really looks like". I am a humorist myself and i appreciate a good joke as much as the other man but this kind of prank is really not to my taste. It’s like a genial host declaring to his dinner guest that he will not allow him to leave without tasting dessert and proceeding to lump it all on the plate in a heap forcing the guest to eat whether he wants to or not.

Now if you are wondering what really I am cribbing about here let me start from the beginning. All of a sudden a couple days ago I got a surprise at work, an unpleasant surprise where a lady (apparently well connected politically) turned up with a transfer order (twin transfer orders actually-hers and mine both) from the government ordering me to vacate my current post and go off to a distant land while she gets to take my place here. After the first shock of it all i looked hard to try and see if i could find any positives at all from this unpleasant reality. After a lot of barrel scraping and googling uplifting memes off the internet I read something which went like "every challenge is an opportunity" and so for the past two days I have been racking my brains hard (what little’s left) to find out the opportunity in this sudden transfer.

Now if I were a positive thinking person i would say something like how such transfer orders eventually turn out to be blessings in disguise and how instead of being a big fish in a small pond I can now go and swim in the big sea as a minnow. I would console myself with the thought that some amount of discomfort, nervousness and questioning of one’s own capacity is inevitable under such challenging circumstances. That is if i were a positive thinking person - but i am sure as hell not, all I can think of are the negatives. About how I had worked so hard here, taken a godforsaken department and built it up into a thriving concern and just when I was sitting back to relax and congratulate myself on a job well done, here I get my marching orders throwing me away into the unknown, again.

Well, my problems are my own and why should i bore you people with it all. I would just like to add this - for the next few months and possibly up to a year or so- my life will be in a constant flux. A new place, new people, new situations it is all going to be different (in a scary way) so I will not be able to update this blog as much as I used to in the past for  the priority here is going to be on survival first and then hobbies - me first and then my blog. When a minnow is thrown into a reef with sharks he has to look back over his shoulder all the item to escape being eaten and maybe, just maybe if he survives the carnage and turns into the big fish of the reef then he can blog about it. You get me?

And finally, you there up there with the weird sense of humor- let’s hope this indeed is the rock bottom, if there is still more to come in the deeps, I don’t want to see it. And dear readers and fellow bloggers and whoever else comes up on this post -the next time, the very next time you hear me cribbing about how my life is boring feel free to come around immediately to kick me up my arse. I would rather have a peaceful life than an interesting life. What say you?


Saturday, April 5, 2014

My Lenten Days.



My Lenten Days.



So, I am keeping Lent this year. After a long break of many years I had a sudden whim to do it this time. Nothing special about this year or at least that’s what I keep telling myself, but I was resolved to do it this year at least and am now halfway through the lent period. And as everyone knows the period of lent is the time we choose to try and conquer some of our basic instincts or in my case baser instincts. I have too many vices, (innumerable at last count) I want to get rid off but it’s foolish (and far beyond my will power) to try and tackle them all at the same time so I prudently decided to pick something do-able and my own size.

So this year for lent I have decided to curb my flippant tongue. Too often in the past I have made many glib statements showing off my wit at others expense. I can’t help it, for any statement which others make I always have a half-a-dozen returns or comebacks hovering on the tip of my tongue- ranging from the blasé to the utterly cutting. And often enough I am ashamed to say I have shown off my wit and humor even at the cost of prudence when it would have been better to have stayed silent. Self change is the mark of a strong man they say and I am resolved to use this lent period to conquer my instincts to make flippant remarks which might conceivably hurt others. Based on the results of the past three weeks I can now say with fair confidence that I am well on the way to controlling my caustic tongue from making any throwaway statement which a kind and considerate person will never utter. And I sincerely hope to be a better person by the end of this lent period, so help me god. Come Good Friday, I so want to be a good person.

Now for those wondering at this public espousal of my religious beliefs let me remind you of the old cliché that everyone gets religion in their dotage. Which means I am well on the way to senility. And the reason I am using this blog as a confessional (instead of finding me a clergy to grant absolution for my sins) is because I believe such a public confession automatically converts all of you readers into my clergy- the only ones I trust to keep me on the straight and narrow path. So if (and that’s an unqualified if) you find me back-sliding and showing off my “sense of humor” at some poor unfortunates expense I leave it to you readers to put me back on the path by gentle reminders (preferably). I lay this trust on you, are you up to it?

And there, that’s all about the serious stuff. Now to add some levity let me do one more confession - but a nice one this time. Having had a good first quarter professionally i succumbed to temptation and went and got myself a bad-ass SUV (all-black) for off-roading. I know I have always been someone who advocated a responsible life and for leaving as small an energy footprint as we can to help our earth. Which is why I resisted the temptation for a large car for so long. But in my defense lately I have felt the call of the wild road pretty strongly. For those who haven’t felt it- it’s a kind of a deep longing in the bones to leave everything behind and just go off into the wild with just the clothes on your back- it can’t be explained with any clarity. It just is.

Maybe, if I had been born a couple centuries ago I could have lived out my fantasy- a man on a spirited horse, a six shooter on the hip and the lonely path into the wilds (a lifestyle straight out of the westerns I love so much). But now I need a different kind of vehicle to tackle the Wild West. Ergo, the SUV. And so in the next few months it’s going to be me, the car, the dog and roads. And as I don’t own a dog it’s just gonna be me and the long, dusty road. As it should be. So expect up-coming posts on solo travel to inhospitable parts. Watch this space.   

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

பசங்க பசங்க தான்




பசங்க பசங்க தான்



கடந்த மூன்று நாட்களாக நான் சென்னை அரசு பள்ளிக்கூடங்களில் ஸ்க்ரீன்நிங் கேம்ப் எனும் தடுப்பு முகாம்களில் கலந்துகொண்டு அப்பள்ளியில் படிக்கும் குழந்தைகளுடன் காலம் கழித்து கொண்டிருக்கிறேன். அங்கு நடந்த ஒரு சில சம்பாஷணைகள் உங்களுடன் பகிர்ந்து கொள்ளலாம் என்று இதை எழுதுகிறேன்.


பையன் 1.    

நான்: டேய் நீ வளர்ந்து பெரிய ஆள் ஆனதும் என்ன ஆகணும்னு நெனைக்கற?

ஏழு வயது பையன் : அண்ணா நான் பெரிய டான்சர் ஆக நினைக்கிறேன்.

நான்: ஏன்டா, நீ படிச்சு டாக்டர் இல்லை என்ஜின்னிர் ஆகணும்ன்னு ஆசை இல்லையா?

பையன்: அது எல்லாம் கஷ்டம்ன்னா. நல்லா டான்ஸ் அடினா மாணாட மயிலாட நிகழ்ச்சி’ல ஆடி உடனே பெரிய ஆள் ஆகிடலாம்.

நான் : அடப்பாவிகளா. டிவி எப்படி எல்லாம் மக்கள்’ல கெடுக்குது. 

     
                                      
பையன் 2.

நான் : என்னப்பா பண்ணுது உனக்கு?

பையன் : என் வயித்துல நாக பூச்சி இருக்கு ஸார்.

நான் : அது எப்படி டா உனக்கு தெரியும்?

பையன்: அப்போப்போ அது என் வயத்துல படம் எடுத்து ஆடி புஸ்ஸு புஸ்ஸு’ங்குது.

நான் : அடேங்....



பையன் 3.

நான்: டேய் கால்’ல என்னடா அடி?

பையன் : எங்கம்மா கரண்டியில்ல அடிச்சுட்டுடா டாக்டர்.

நான் : ஏன்டா? நீ என்ன பண்ண இப்படி அடிச்சு இருகாங்க?

பையன் : நான் தான் ஒரு பெரிய கல்லு அடிச்சு அவ மண்டைய ஒடசிட்டேனே. அதான் அவ திருப்பி அடிச்சா.

நான் : எப்பா நீ கொஞ்சம் தள்ளியே உட்காருப்பா.



இது ஒரு சாம்பிள்தான். இந்த மாதிரி நாள் பூரா என்னை சிரிக்க வெச்சுக்கிட்டாந்தாங்க. ஒரு பத்து வயசு கொறஞ்சது மாதிரியே இருக்கு எனக்கு. பசங்க பசங்க தான்.          

Monday, February 10, 2014

ஓ....அவனா நீயி?



ஓ....அவனா நீயி?



டாக்டர் எனக்கு ரெண்டு மாசமா விடாம தலைவலி

அப்படியா? ரெண்டு மாசமா எப்படி தாங்குறீங்க?

வேற வழி? இப்பதான் இதுக்கு ஒரு விடிவுகாலம் வந்துச்சி போல. அதான் உங்க கிட்ட வந்துட்டேன்.  நீங்க தான் எனக்கு எதாவது பண்ணனும்.

ரொம்ப சந்தோஷம். பண்ணிட்டா போச்சு. ஆமாம்மா இந்த தலைவலி எப்பல்லம் வருது?

வீட்ல இருக்கறப்போலாம்.

வீட்ல யாரெல்லாம் இருக்காங்க? 

நானும் என் வீட்டுக்காறார் மட்டும்தான்.

அப்படியா? அப்ப இதுக்கு என்ன காரணம்னு எதாவது தெரியுதா?

எல்லாத்துக்கும் காரணம் என் புருஷன் தான்.

ஏம்மா அவர் என்ன பண்றாரு?

அவர் ஒன்ணுமே பண்ண மாட்டேன்கறாரு. அதான் காரணமே.

ஒஹோ. கத அப்படியா? அதுக்கு வேற டாக்டர் இருக்காறுமா. நான் இல்ல. 

எதெல்லாம் பாக்க வேண்டியது இருக்குடா. ச்செய்.

(இது ஒரு உண்மை சம்பவம் அல்ல)