The Incredible
Hidden Message In The Airtel Advertisement
So did you catch the new Airtel ad? [this one- http://ibnlive.in.com/news/a-woman-who-is-her-husbands-boss-at-work-but-still-cooks-for-him-at-home-new-telecom-ad-stirs-up-twitter-outrage-and-wit/488766-79.html]
The one that’s got all the usual
suspects- rabid feminist types foaming at the mouth and mouthing…errr….obscenities
at the ad company for showing the wife actually “Cooking” at the house…how dare
she? Shouldn’t she be sitting on the couch with her feet up on a stool,
chugging a chilled beer and ogling hot men on fashion TV? Like all men do at
home? I mean someone has to tell all these emotionally hair-trigger women that
the ad is though superficially about a telecom provider in reality it is about
an entirely different issue….Ten marks to you if you know what I am talking
about here- in which case you don’t have to read further on.
In case you didn’t get the subliminal message inserted to warn all
unsuspecting male viewers let me borrow from Rhonda Bryn’s and tell you about “The
Secret”.
The ad is a warning to all males everywhere not to get into any
affair at the office however hot your boss is and whatever seduction techniques
she uses on you –like giving you extra work at late nights, making sure you
stay alone at the office to finish the pending work even after all the others
go home and all those well documented techniques of female seduction of
unsuspecting innocent males.
If you do the unpardonable error of letting your primal instincts get
loose and let your dick do the thinking instead of your brain, my friend you
are finished. Even your house is not your own house from the day you give into
the temptations of the flesh. What do you want to bet that your boss will get a
key to your house, go there before you (in your absence) change into something
comfy, cook whatever she wants and even invite you to come and feast? The odds
are gentlemen its gonna happen and its gonna happen soon- IF- you sleep with
your boss. So resist the temptation, avoid your female bosses. And even if you
do- change the locks immediately and don’t let her in however damn fine a cook
she is.
And finally a big thanks to the Airtel Ad makers- for taking care
of the guys’ side for once. Stay Safe Guys.
