Déjà- You? Based On A True Story.
And
so this happened a few minutes ago.
Standing
alone at one (hidden) corner of a rocking anniversary party of a famous institution,
my seventh sense alerts me to someone else standing alone in an opposite
corner. The sight of a well endowed backside encased in a tight and short mini skirt
drags me over almost involuntarily and so I sidle up there to strike up a
conversation. And as she turns over to face me, it’s a déjà vu moment…
Me:
Hi, you look familiar. Have I dated you before?
She:
Uh, no…I am a famous actress. My name is Ca….....
Me:
Really? Famous uh? Sorry I don’t remember you …
And
I carefully sidle out of there.
P.S.
If it looks like an ex, talks like an ex, it probably is an ex and a sign for
you to make a fast ex-it….
End
of story
Moral
of the story: If you keep dating enough
women, you are bound to forget one or two as time passes and start asking them
out again. Its just age related senility and loss of memory- no insult meant to
the ladies.
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