When someone invites you to vacation with him, what do you
do? If you were me – you make sure that he thinks twice before inviting you
again. Hold on before you let lose your imagination and let me explain. My
friend “nonjan” (aka weak) Velu had been inviting me for quit sometime to spend
a weekend with him at krishnagiri where had been working at a local hospital.
He had been providing me updates on how he has been preparing for the civil
services exams in his spare time and how he had now built his body (with
biriyani/3 times a day) to pass the physicals for his dream job of IPS- a
police officer (p.s. - he complained privately that a junior rural practice did
not earn enough money to survive let alone marry/support a wife/children-
leading to permanent bachelorhood due to poverty). Well, that piqued my
interest and having a spare weekend – with lots of leave at the office about to
lapse without having been taken- and the office administration warning me about
it- I decided to take the leave and pay him a visit to see what’s going on.
I reached his place on krishnagiri, via dharmapuri, early on
a Friday morning and after having freshened up and breakfasted on the local
idlis/podis - we decided to visit the nearby Denkannikotai or the land of the
honeyed fruits. It was a cool pleasant place to visit, complete with lots of
fruit orchards selling freshly plucked mangoes. After gorging on a different
kind of (fruitarian) lunch of Maa/Pala/Vazhai- the three favorite fruits of Tamil
culture - we came back to my friends place and sat around in his room digesting
the fruits and deciding over the rest of the tour. My friend let slip about a
place in the foothills of Shevaroy hills (Selvarayan Malay)- a small
rough-housing place – a so called nature resort reached by a walk/trek through a
dense jungle and from which we could easily reach Yercaud the next day for the
ongoing flower show/boat race. I think now, looking back, he was just jesting
when he mentioned that 6 hour trek- he didn’t expect me to take it seriously,
but on a sudden whim I decided to call his bluff. I said “well then, let’s
leave early tomorrow”. Now he was caught he couldn’t back out without making a
chicken of himself, especially now that he was a “fit” police aspirant. So we
decided to leave early next morning for the jungle and spent the rest of the
day reminiscing over the bad old college days.
So we left krishnagiri early the next morning and after
reaching our starting point at a village I forgot the name of, we entered into
a broad path on a scrub field which soon narrowed into a true jungle path...the
locals had told us that they usually make it in three hours but we had budgeted
for double the time as we were in no hurry and wanted to do some nature
photography along the way (or at least I wanted to do). And then started the
real adventure. The going was fairly easy at first on a dried muddy trail well
trampled by cattle and we had a lot of honeymooners with us for company. But as
we started going deeper and deeper inside the path, it became darker and
gloomier courtesy the closely entangled trees on either side of the path. Sometimes
the trees formed a canopy above us filtering the light to a minimum- great for
taking photographs, but a little disconcerting too. And then we met the bear.
Actually we didn’t get to meet it in person- just stare at it...
after numerous false alarms of elephants, when we met a group of honeymooning
couples standing in a tight group and staring off into the side of the path- we
joined them to enquire what they were looking for. One of them pointed out
something in the gloomy recess of a nearby bush and said “that’s a bear”. I
turned to look that side and stare with all my might at the supposed bear- but
all I could make out was the dark brown bark of a tree. If the bear was really
there, it was a making a good job of hiding behind it, but my instinct told me
it was just a false alarm, that having come so far down the path without having
seen a single specimen of the advertised wildlife, the group now busy clicking
with their cell phone cameras, had simply invented the bear to inject a little
adrenaline kick of danger for the rest of the trek. Rather than going up to the
tree and peering behind it (and disturbing the bears privacy) we opted to go
our own way and after a long and tiring trek reached the resort compound by
late afternoon – for a cup of hot chai and bread toast from the local canteen
run by an ever enterprising malayalee chetta- deep in the forest.
After checking out the bare basic accommodation available-
under asbestos roofed huts… we hurried over to join the conversation of the
communal dining room. When we got there the hottest topic we heard being
discussed was about the overabundance of Yakshis, Yallis, Katteris (raktha) and
all sorts of creepy low life which seemed to infect the forest we had just
passed through. It sent shivers through the spine of my companion as he sat
there, sipping more, what else, hot chettakada chaiya..and a few bondas and spicy
vazlakka bajjis. He turned towards me and said in all seriousness what a happy coincidence
that we hadn’t lingered long on the path as I wanted to, but hurried on to
reach the safety of the lighted compound before dusk- safe from those blood sucking ladies who were looking for
kanni pasanga (p.s- unmarried males to seduce, like on Facebook?) like us-
unfortunately, he was celebrating too early, without having an inkling of what
I was planning for that night.
The dinner that night, a candle night dinner because of power
failure, was an awesome hot parotta/chicken kuruma combo...in the chill forest
night, it was a fantastic experience. Having not had lunch, because we had
spent the lunch hour trekking, my friend tried to overcompensate with dinner.
Result? Bloated stomach and indigestion. And that’s when a brain wave struck me
– what about a late night post dinner walk? Just to loosen those crampy feelings?
I suggested to him. In the discomfort he was in he would have agreed to
anything. As we left the compound the caretaker informed me that pretty soon
they would be closing up the doors and switching on the electrified fence to
keep out the elephants from trampling inside the compound during the dark hours
of the night. Assuring him that we were just taking a little stroll nearby and will
return soon, I hurried my friend opposite to the path we had taken that morning
further along the way…soon we were once more in dense jungle and then realized
the folly of not having bought a torch with us. The cold black jungle closed on
us from all sides and something slimier than stomache clamped on my companions
guts…
“Thala, shall we go back, its getting late” he whined. “Dei”I
said teeth on edge with that whining “its not even nine yet, when did we ever
go to sleep at nine in college?” I asked him. “Lets go a bit deeper and then
turn back “I suggested “lets see if the bear comes out now that no one is
here”. He pleaded “its not about the bear..its those other things, you know, I
don’t want to say those names now, they
might get attracted to us” I was trying hard not to laugh now “Attracted to us?
Ah, ah? If they do, they must be the only female things on this world to get
attracted to us..Dont worry I am here, nothing will come to you” I tried to
cheer him up. But he was not consoled “how can you be so sure?, do you have any
powerful thayathu (magic charm) with you?” he enquired plaintively… “No”, I told
him “you are just imagining things….do you really think a Raktha Katteri would
come down now, if I called like this, to bite us both and drink our blood?” I
asked in a loud voice. You should have seen the horrified look on his face
(sight to remember forever)…he was half expecting a bite on his neck anytime. I
felt it was imprudent to push matters further and so giving into him having had
my fun and also feeling a little err….tired by now, I graciously agreed (because
of him and him only, I wasn’t in the least bit afraid) that we should probably
be getting back before they locked the gates. That gave new impetus to our
return march, and he started hurrying up the path before I stopped him and
politely enquired why he was going up the opposite way deeper into the forest?
That stopped him cold. He wasn’t sure whether I was serious or pulling his leg.
He hesitated a bit and then said “but I thought this was the way we came here?”
I looked at him askance “are you sure?” and having done that bit of good deed
to destroy his confidence, I started to follow him back the way we had come.
As we walked back the jungle sounds of insects buzzing around
was painfully loud and my friend was so obviously upset, that he kept tripping
over small stones and holes on the path. I felt real sympathy for him then and
asked “why don’t you hold the cell phone (we were walking by the cellphone
light) a bit lower down so you can see where you put your foot?” he answered
pathetically “But how can I see what’s in front then?” I couldn’t help asking
“what do you expect to see in your front then?” “thala..please don’t make
jokes,” he requested “this is not a laughing matter, I am walking holding my
life in my hands and am now confused whether we are even going the right way,
otherwise we will have to sleep here only tonight” he said almost on the verge
of tears. I though hold on, the jokes gone too far, before he either had a
stroke here or loose bowels, I must help him back to the resort and putting my
hand in my pocket, I whipped out my other cell phone- the costly one with a
flashlight app. And switched on the bright flash. The look on my companions
face was pure joy “Ennanga, edha sollave ellaye…(Trans-why didn’t you tell me
about this?) He asked pathetically and I smiled “Chumma scene panna venamnu
dhan (I didn’t want to make a big fuss about my costly phone)” and then
lighting the path ahead I led him back just as the compound gates were closed and
the fence electrified for the night. If any elephants came visiting that night
we didn’t know, we slept that soundly and left for yercaud the next morning.
In Yercaud we went the usual rounds of boating, flower show,
etc and all the usual touristy things, before heading back to Salem and back
home to re-join office on Monday. But nothing on yercaud matched the thrill of
that night walk on ghostly terrain deep in the jungle. Although nothing did
turn up, we had felt a pleasant sensation of having been accompanied by someone
throughout the walk….err, I am just joking.
So do you have any similar ghost stories? If so please
share..
they must be the only female things on this world to get attracted to us..
ReplyDeleteLOL Enna Ganesh avlo desperate aa? ;)
-V
Ahh!!! i am nothing if not honest..so i would say yes...sometimes the desperation sneaks out unknowingly, doesnt it? well all things have to come to an end..lets hope this one does so too soon.
DeleteCheers to that!
ReplyDelete-V